Welcome to The Windsor Knot, a Royal Wedding podcast like no other!
Each week, Liege Lord Joe Skrebels and Crown Prince Dan Krupa discuss news coverage of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's upcoming nuptials, taking in everything from aristocratic tittle-tattle and who's got an invite to cummerbund sizes and acceptable headwear.
There'll also be time to look at anything else of a royal persuasion that takes their fancy - royal weddings from history when the internet wasn't even a glint in randy ol' Tim Berners-Lee's eye, conspiracy theories and controversies, and of course anything you'd like to discuss with your exalted hosts.
Catch them every Wednesday between now and the big day, and follow the show on Twitter @windsorknotpod. To get in touch, it's email@example.com
Three cheers for the bride and groom, hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray!