Why was Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat?

In which our heroes defend Earthrealm, upper cut our opponent off a bridge and mash every button in an attempt to find the perfect kombo as we stop and wonder why Johnny Cage is even in Mortal Kombat. We ask why he doesn’t just make a behind the scenes featurette, consider court marshalling Sonja Blade and find all the ways Johnny Cage could win the tournament without actually winning by merit. Jackson admits he’d rather play Tekken, Zammit questions the ethics of Liu Kang’s monastery and Duscher just wants to know who he is really proving his abilities to. So join the gang as they fight to the video game death, avoid being turned into a baby and settle for friendship instead.

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