How Does Dating Work in Beyoncé's Single Ladies?

In which our heroes find a perfect partner, really connect on an emotional level, ruin it all by forgetting to put a ring on it while asking how does dating work in Beyoncé's Single Ladies. Join us as we discover the completely untouched fictional universe of pop music, misunderstand the implications of lyrics and just plow through all common sense to arrive at a surprisingly well thought out theory. Jackson is stressed about phallic imagery, Zammit just informs everyone to put your hand up and Duscher just gives up less than five minutes in. Strap yourself in because this episode takes a hard left turn and oh boy, I don't know how they got to this conclusion but I'm sure glad they did.

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