Episode 22: Lies, Damned Lies, and Bonus Point Systems.
Choose Gameweek. Choose a team. Choose a Captain. Choose a formation. Choose a flipping big bench boost. Choose Llorente, Brunt, Chelsea’s defence and FPL app openers. Choose good podcasts, low point scores, and a Vice-Captain as insurance. Choose inflated transfer payments. Choose a starting keeper. Choose your friends league. Choose a funny name and matching kit design. Choose a three-piece back line in an overnight purchase earning a range of flipping low scores. Choose James ruddy Milner and wondering who the flip you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch listening to mind-numbing, spirit-crushing Gameweek shows, stuffing flipping Cadbury’s Boost’s into your mouth. Choose whining away at the end of it all, explaining your score in a miserable Tactics Truck, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, flipped up ferret you spawned to remind you about Friday fixtures. Choose your FPL future. Choose Gameweek.