With our very own blond beauty in absentia this week, it’s up to Marcus, Jim and Pete to maintain standards. Thankfully, Tim Sherwood swoops in to save their blushes, steering Aston Villa to an unexpected FA Cup final while the perils of being a Blackpool fan and hearty coverage of a scandal in the Evo-Stik Division 1 North all contribute to the illusion that the Ramble is indeed fit for purpose.
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Come back Luke! You can have the points and everything!