And there you were thinking there'd be no action at St James's Park on Transfer Deadline Day!

As promised in the 12 Rambles of Christmas we’re back to shine a light on Mike Ashley’s reign of errors at Newcastle United, courtesy of competition winner Matt Baker!

There’s the return (and subsequent mugging off) of Kevin Keegan, the Cockney Mafia, Joe Kinnear swearing, a lot, er Alan Pardew also swearing, Alan Pardew head-butting and, of course, POWER DRINKING.

Here’s hoping a great club gets the ownership it deserves soon, but until then, well you've got to laugh haven't you?

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