It's a new episode, and the Ramblers are soaping themselves down with this week's footballing suds. There's talk of pre-match food, Ronnie Whelan, and a babbling Babel. Also, AC Milan vice-president Adriano Galliani gives Becks the key to Milan, to go with the key to his bald, bald heart. As always, email@example.com is the best way to get in touch, otherwise just pop round Lukey's house. Tatty bye-bye!