Borrowed some tools to chisel you down

Player statues have always been a rich seam for the Football Ramble and Marcus, Luke, Jim & Pete don their helmets and waste no time in mining news of Alan Shearer's commemorative erection, largely at Newcastle United and Kevin Keegan’s expense.

Upon their return, they explore whether the dark days of football have returned after fans invaded the Villa Park pitch and then confirm they have by performing a series of Robbie Savage impersonations.

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