The rampleploppers take a shufty at recent footballing developments in this crazy mixed-up world we called planet earth - topics covered include fly tipping, abject nepotism, and the latest 'Svenannigans' in the East Midlands. Plus, a particularly interesting Hall Of Famer this week. As, of course they all are -natch. Any comments, questions, or gnashing of teeth firstname.lastname@example.org - all rights reserved, all wrongs reversed, innit. See ya.