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Can Wayne Rooney hit the high notes? Luke, Jim, Pete and Marcus certainly do in this festive edition of the Football Ramble, harmonising beautifully over Manchester United’s 3-0 victory over Liverpool and whether cutting off a player’s leg to count the rings could be a legitimate way of determining his age.

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