The RambleSWINES take a swing at the goings on at the 2009 Con-Fed (not to be confused with ex-Britney Spears consort K-Fed, of course). They also cast a loving eye over your RambleMAILS, and yet again, we're forced to hand over mad props to the man wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a man that is Stephen Ireland. And who's gonna stop uis? You? The fella all the way over there? We'd love to see you try!