Collars: Chapter 1 - Crepes

In which our heroes engage in orc eugenics. We introduce our characters, describe ourselves as randy slaves and learn some very disturbing command words. Augustus wishes he came from a college of love, Isadora cannot be a bear and Kruff wants to imagine his parents loved each other. So join us as we wonder what is and isn’t offensive.

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